ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
When are your genitals available?
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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