Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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