You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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