yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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