I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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