On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I have fence marks all over my body
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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