Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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