apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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