the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
worst night to have a conscience
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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