I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
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