How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
Randomize
