yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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