I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
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