no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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