Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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