He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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