i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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