You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Barsexuality is the new black.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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