apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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