Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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