people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
it was like eating out sand paper
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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