I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
You pole danced in your parka.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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