and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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