just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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