i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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