whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
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