He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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