is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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