From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
Randomize
