I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Houston, we have a blender
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
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