Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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