I want to stick my p in your. b.
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Randomize
