? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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