She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Randomize
