is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
i dont even know how to be here
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
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