i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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