Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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