After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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