Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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