Dual....:-)
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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