I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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