Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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