I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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