Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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