You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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