my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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