FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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