friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I believe in your delicious
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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