your thong is hanging out like whoa
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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