grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Randomize
