I think scott just propositioned me for sex
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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