every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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