I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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