i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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